Press Restart... (and scroll down for some Christmas "not so" Fun

Lost my glasses early this morning...or rather they are not where I thought they were.  The person responsible for their new location isn't saying much. 

Where are mama's glasses Ben Ben?
Tractor
Yes, that is a tractor on your shirt.  Mama wants to put glasses on her face.  Where are they?
Tractor
A blue tractor.  Nice tractor shirt.  Mama's glasses?

etc...

About 2 weeks ago I found my only car key in his rubber boot.
I was moments away from calling in sick.  No car key, no work.

Any guesses where the glasses might be?
In all the lost glasses excitement at 6 am in the morning I forgot to give Ben his reflux medication.

School was typical except for the student who ran full tilt across the classroom while under the supervision of the lunch attendant (who was engaged with one of the other 124 students for whom she is responsible), tripped, smashed his face into the table edge, knocked 3 teeth right out of his head and then played it safe by not telling anyone and going out for recess. 

1/2 hour later he decided his face hurt enough to go searching for me during the lunch hour.
They were baby teeth, we think, but only 2 of them can be found.

Decided to end the day with a trip to the mall...Santa had a real beard and NO line-up. 
So we went for it.
Ben was NOT ammused.

Oh, to end the day mama forgot the reflux medication again.
On a positive note I now have confirmation that the reflux is in fact NOT gone...
and the puked upon clothes and sheets and the cloth and towel are in the laundry.

We are off to visit Grandma and Grandpa tomorrow.
The neighbour has cats AND a tractor (and real live sheep and llamas as well). 
What could possibly go wrong under those conditions?